Friday, September 17, 2010

Van creeps

Hey, Maybe you already know...Maybe you don't? Maybe you were always a little bit curious but afraid to admit it...I'm here to tell you it's ok... Nothing is wrong with you because you love vans! Now I'm not talking about minivans... with drop down dvd players, and iPod jacks for every seat, and doors that open and close for you... Those are sick twisted perversions that need to be buried deep deep down out of the reach of the mind... Those sinful creations of lust and desire are the handywork of Lucifer himself! If it gets more than 15 miles to the gallon it's not worthy brother! Cast it from your lives brothers! 

What I'm talking about is the big rigs!!! Plush interior, short wheelbased, powerful rippers that can fit a small arsenal of skate rats or camping gear even your broken down sickel if it ever leaves you stranded. If you dig'em, then check this blog, I added it to the list of blogs I check, check it out for yourself... You will not be disappointed.

Van Creeps

1 comment:

its all gonna burn said...

hey butthole i own one of those open and close by itself doors minivans...cheers mate!